It's time for the Cayenne to die.

Help usher this money pit to the great beyond by venting your pent-up anger. With hammers. And bats.

We'll take turns smashing the Porsche until we're exhausted or bleeding.

This event is $100/per person. See "money pit" above.

This event will be dangerous. It will be stupid. You will most likely get hurt. You should not come.